Does This Mean I Am a Superhero Now?

When I head out on one of my fun and educational road trips, I think I look like this:

But what I really look like is this:

That’s why I’m thrilled to have been turned into some kind of comic book superhero, as the newest staff writer on the Being Latino magazine team:

Thank you “Xeno” Martinez for the portrait!

Oh, yeah, now I’m:

Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Or something.

p.s. MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS hits theaters on May 4^th!